i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
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Is it bad that John just came to my work to have sex with me bc I felt bad that he slept on his porch last night locked out and I missed all his calls?
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
Just ordered an appetizer sampler to distract the fat chicks so we can escape
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
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I'm not drinking cause I'm like 4 vodkas away from a boom box and Peter Gabriel.
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
This is Jewish guilt versus Irish Catholic guilt. We should tread carefully, or we could fuck up the space-time continuum or something.
I'm okay with that.
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
It's 5AM and I just stirred weed butter into ramen noodles. This is not where I expected to be at 30. ...But, hey, getting high off noodles.
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