shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
we are going to smoke at least three blunts before we go see Cloudy with a chance of meatballs. I'm going to have my mom make us spaghetti for when we get out so can your mom make those spicy meatballs? I thought I'd give you 9 days notice so everything's perfect.
he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
He's a waiter, looks 15, and told me he loved me after only talking to me for 30 minutes. I told him I wanted a margarita. We got 3 free pitchers. I may have to make this our regular Wednesday night hangout.
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
She asked if I wanted to "Mormon Motorboat" her, which I guess is just motor-boating her through her cloths. Turns out I did.
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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