I'm laying in your front yard are you home
my fart just smelled so bad i acutally gagged
just because you are now my girlfriend does not mean you can text me nasty shit
This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
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sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
traded hat for shot of whiskey. lovah yo life. only ADVENTURE NOW. OH GOD IT WENT TO CAPS LOCK
You tried to put a condom on my dog, then he ate it.
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
He fell on top of me at a party. I slept with him a week later. We've been fucking for 2 moths. Most successful relationship ever.
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wow thanks for pushing me towards an older man
you gotta start somewhere if you're going to be a trophy wife
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
As you passed out you started to cry and say "Mufasa" over and over again making everyone else cry.
She's currently doing somersaults across the kitchen floor without underwear on. We may not make it to the bar.
Drunk field day, hangover yoga and sober archery practice
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
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