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Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
Do you think my job would send me for a second drug test if i took a whole pumpkin pie to work for lunch tomorrow?
Apparently I joined a band last night. Definitely my favorite blackout.
Also while I am being the bigger person I plan on bringing over something strong smelling and/or alcoholic to torture the poor hungover bastard
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
I'm dressed as a caveman and drunk so that's not really an option
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
Sexiest use of a semi colon this week, congratulations.
I just want to nap and funnel a bottle of wine in a cute dress
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
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