so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
She said I had the biggest dick she'd ever seen. And when you consider how many she's come in contact with, it's kind of like winning the heisman.
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
Note to self... Do not stick your head in a can of paint and try to paint the walls green with your hair
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
Just when I thought he had turned a new leaf, I see a "Let me get you pregnant" shirt in his closet
You know just a typical night. Eating peanut butter off of tablespoons and having sex to our favorite Christmas carols. This is my favorite time of year.
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
Dude I just woke up with a dog sleeping on me.
I thought you didnt have a dog??
Exactly.
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