I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
Turns out you can't chew it over with twix in real life
Dude I've never seen anyone get slapped that hard
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
You won’t make it to November. A 21st bday and Halloween in the same night has shitshow/ jail written all over it. So I call dibs on that tall guy
He fucked me so hard I might have to go to the hospital for internal bleeding
Can I have him when you're done?
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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