How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
I'm so high I used the top vent on my dashboard to heat up a cheeseburger
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
Bring me the dick of your room mate Alex and I will reward you in in skittles.
I sleep texted my mom and asked her for a condom last night
The guys in the quick check just recognized me as the girl who bought rolling papers and whipped cream. This is the walk of shame on crack.
The fact that I am laying in bed on my stomach with an ice pack on my rump is a clear indication that I am no longer in my carefree 20s
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
Her boyfriend offered to buy me a vibrator. I'm not sure how to feel about that.
Got my period and a UTI on the same day. Fuck you, Sunday.
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