try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
so let's talk penis.
At chipotle, there's a bachelorette party starting out the night here, i'm going to let you imagine what the bride to be looks like
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
im just sayin im driving an hr to pick her up, just cause shes your gf doesnt mean i shouldnt be entitled to a bj
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
We couldn't find him for like 4 hours. Turns out he was sitting under a tree and had thrown his phone in a lake because he couldn't figure out how to unlock it. Freshmen.
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
My condoms might be a little big for you but hey, a big sweater is better than no sweater at all when it's cold right?
I threw up vodka and borscht. I'm done with life...I threw this up in a McDonald's bathroom btw.
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
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