See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
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That reminds me...we need to get swords
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
i promise the blood crusted on your tits is from him motorboating you after he tripped into the pool stick. nothing else.
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
It's either my own vomit or popcorn butter in my ear right now. Banking on the second one.
We made popcorn last night. So it's both
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Fun fact: drinking me now steals weaponry
We both work at 8am and I have to shower but my roommate is passed out on our bathroom floor with the door locked. Merry Christmas.
Explain why there's a meatball in my bong
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
I was just drinking but now I'm drinking and chasing with red bull. I call this "getting ready for work"
I just realized, you're dating a guy named Jameson. That is another level of whiskey dick.
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