she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
there is a school bus full of santas parked in front of the liquor store
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and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
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So you've been sexting me while spending time with your family
I'm a family man but I have priorities
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
WHY didn't you stop me from ordering $900 worth of socks last night when I was very obviously judgement impaired at the time?!?!
I'm still here... I feel so bad wearing your mom's cardigan at a strip club 🙈
If you left your bike out in front, I just watched some dude steal it.
It’s like a sexy version of those choose your own adventure books from when we were kids. No matter what you choose, there will be penis!
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