I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
You closed the sidewalk off to pedestrians last night. With a glitter covered safety cone
i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
I look like a zombie and smell like a stripper. Its gonna be a good day.
So our 'date' consisted of getting drunk off champagne at four and photo-bombing the shit out of tourist's pictures all over the city. Thoughts?
you're trying to get a guy who's been in a coma for 2 weeks and who thought he was in '08 yesterday to drive you to the liquor store?
yeah, you wanna come?
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
Heat not working dressed like an eskimo. A real one with a ski sock on my junk
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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