Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
Girls are like M&M's, once the lights go out you can't tell the difference.
the jolly green giant just puched the pope. halloween is the best.
We should have parties more often. I ended up with 90 beers and someone cleaned my toilet.
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
If I get laid dressed as one of the McPoyle twins, I deserve all the medals.
When did angry sex become our thing?
Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS WASTE THE LAST ADDERALL.
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
I texted him in the morning wishing him a day as spectacular as his dick was.
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
Mischief managed.
YOU ARE NOT A MARAUDER, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO NOW?
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