So I used to make fun of texas a lot, then I got here and I found a place where I could get my tequila in a to go cup with a straw and I realized that this is the only place I ever want to be
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
Soo I have a handle of 100 proof captain, cupcakes, and nothing to get up for in the morning.. This blizzard is shaping up to be a great night.
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
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We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
Roommate just came in drunk and tweaked out because my tv has a DVD player built in. Waaaaaayyyy too sober for that conversation.
Sorry about all of the penis things that happened last night.
I showed him my toy collection and he goes, "You won't need those anymore," and dropped his pants. I threw the House of Pleasure out last night.
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I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
I have got to stop telling people I was almost a prositute every time I drink
Is there a reason drunk me put drunk you's phone in the freezer?
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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