He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
He offered me a 30 pack if I don't bring her to the party. Am I a bad friend If I take his offer?
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
What bar did i puke in last night
by bar you must mean bars and by in you must mean on
perfect irony that i'm celebrating international women's day with a yeast infection
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
Nothing says "welcome to Denver" like a hot 18 year old giving you directions to the dispensary and ending up blowing you in the backseat
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
I got propositioned to get involved with an engaged couple. I told them I didn't think my married couple would like me to see other couples...
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
Eating pizza in the bath tub while watching a romantic comedy alone. I reached a new level of single.
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