It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
I will never underestimate my ability to drunken ramble. At one point last night i think i was talking about hieroglyphics
how the hell did u puke all over the magazines... do u still want me to keep them
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
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I'm lonelier than Tom Hanks in Cast Away, right meow. Ready to make this bong my Wilson.
I probably looked like a mental patient. I had my IV in one hand and cup of pee in the other, swaying around with a dazed grin on my face. I love vicodin.
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
You know it's time to cut back when your unemployed drug dealer roommate tells you that you party too hard.
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
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No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
There was a group of girls next to us. One was smiling at me. I only remember walking up and saying "oh you're Russian". Not sure where it went from there
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
If you're with any of them tell them i apologize for (insert whatever i did here)
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
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