I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
the Monday before Thanksgiving is not a Monday at all. Just Thursday in Monday suit.
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
You tried taking his shirt off at the bar. He was 37 and married with kids.
I stole a fireplace last night.
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
We were sitting in a hot tub debating how drunk we could get by osmosis if we kept spilling our drinks in it. This is what engineering college does to you.
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
I should have known when she said it would be "fun" we'd end up in the hospital
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