Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
Chillin with my Grandpa and my grandma tells us there is a tornado warning. My grandpa then says "We'll go hang out in the basement, we can bring the keg with us." This is why I love coming home
Next thing I know we're all standing in the kitchen holding hands and thanking God for the beer.
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I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
Theres a handprint of sauce on my frig, one streaked across my face, a trail of it to my bedroom and sauce all in my bed and i have no idea what the fuck i ate.
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
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There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?
I accused the cab driver of smoking weed in the taxi then I remember it was me.
there is such a gross feeling of satisfaction when the married guy i used to hook up with likes my facebook status.
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