i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
Do you think if I drink bleach they will let me leave work?
Facebook lets you pick usernames now. You'd better log on and get yours before homewreckingwhore is taken...
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
I have a meeting at work in an hour, I'm so hungover going outside is NOT happening there are roads and shit I'll totally get myself killed.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
I mean I sucked his dick at 3 AM... UNDERWATER. I think I have earned a follow back on twitter.
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
But I've also made plans to crash a black tie event wearing a storm trooper helmet. I think I've found the love of my life..
Glass of stolen champagne in a to go cup = tastiest hangover cure ever
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
Never in my life have I been so excited to nap as I am right now.
i should probably stop doing things just because i think they’re funny. i’m not going to.
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