Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
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So I gave him a handjob and now we aren't friends anymore
You're at Notre Dame. What did you expect?
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
He's drinking red wine in a margarita glass. He couldn't be more perfect for me.
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
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I fucking hate you. Some slutty looking drunk chick backed her ass up across the bar and started grinding on you. You ignored her because you didn't want to share you drink
I care about my drink far more than her feelings
We found you wrapped up in a tarp in the garage the next morning, thats how real shit got.
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
We smoked a blunt in a stall where a drag queen was fucking a bartender in the ass. So theres gonna be a second date :)
and then you called me a third time and yelled that you were stealing a puppy named Willow
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