the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
in a thick russian accent she said "im not so good with english, much better with dick"
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Apparently I've been blackout drunk doing abstract algebra on the floor
He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
Masturbating on the clock at work is my specialty.
oh god my hair smells like rotten vegetables, sweat, and tequila. I wanna party with your neighbors every night.
BABIES FOR EVERYONE. I'd be like Oprah except with babies
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She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
Now after not puking, next step is not to do the accent when immigration says "hello."
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
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