You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
drunk enough to drink jager bombs out of a bowl on the kitchen floor.
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
Well I tried to call you. I was convinced my body was made of wood. But the Xmas lights in my room helped
You asked her to play "the coma game" with you while hooking up, and then passed out in her bed. She couldn't wake you up so she slept on the floor.
Looks like I won that one
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
I just accidentally deep throated a popsicle in front of my parents
I nicknamed her "Jackhammer" for the way she gave me a handjob. My balls were in constant pain
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