dude. I'm so drunk.
pete, this is bryce's mom
I can't wait to have my cock in your ass
pete, this is still bryce's mom
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
apparently i tried to facetime the drunk bus last night, that's probably why we had to walk back to campus
Drunk ass.
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lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
I'm sitting in Starbucks, waiting for direction in my life, or it to be 8 p.m. Whatever comes first.
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
We're going to brunch on Super Bowl Sunday. I am not a smart man.
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
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Fell asleep on kitchen floor again, chicken nuggets everywhere.
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
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Also fucking you night and morning and then serving your parents breakfast is a bit awkward. And funny. To me.
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