New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
This girl can open a bottle without using her hands and she's 21. She meets my standards
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
eating chex mix on the couch when he walks in naked and asks how he looks. are you shitting me.
Someone explain why I'm twerking in my bathroom right now before a charity run
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
Pretty sure I just got the ok to have a one night stand in Maui...from mom. I'd say that's a win in my book.
Dude, you were so drunk you were hanging from the ceiling of my car pretending you were a sloth while we were on 81.
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