glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
he called me "his little blueberry cunt muffin"...how would that make you feel?
I hate how you keep a running list of people who have seen me naked.
look, i dont wanna be "that girl" but if someone offers me coke in exchange for sex, i cant say no.
I'm really debating making a second facebook. Same name only with DRUNK at the end. That way I can keep the guys I only talk to when I'm drunk on that facebook and only go on it when im drunk.
I'm so in the Halloween spirit, I zombified my all of my nudes on my phone. Tell me this isn't creative.
In the sauna. Drunk. When I close my eyes I think I'm a dog. Is that wrong?
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
She kept calling herself DJ McDonalds and said she wanted to make some Egg McMusic.
The last time I've felt a woman's touch, the twin towers were compromised. You can wait like one week
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
His roommate walked in then asked "well did you at least finish". What a way to start your birthday
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
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