Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
i popped this huge zit on her back while she was blowing me. it was like a disgusting metaphor for what happened 30 seconds later.
...there is blood under my fingernails.
...I hope my roomates are okay.
There was a lot of him and a little penis
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
Having a dry hump session to Alvin and the chipmunks surprisingly didn't kill the mood. He's that good.
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
I'm drinking sangria out of a sand pail. I'll pass on tonight
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
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