Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
JACOB AND UGLY BROKE UP
Hows this for an invention: a toilet that weighs your poop
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
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The lady at the touchless car wash just gave me the look of death. How do I say, "sorry it's not my puke" in Spanish?
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
My goal tonight is to get arrested because what cop can say they have ever arrested a giant sperm before. God I love halloween
Yea he doesn't really know about any of this yet but my game plan is to keep wowing him with my vagina and cooking skills. It's up too future me to handle the rest.
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
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Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
Did he pick you up in a mini van?
Yes. Turns out my sugar daddy is about to be an actual daddy
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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