I hate you, and I hope you have babies soon that you love very much. Then I will steal them and feed them to sharks, and you will be so heart broken that you never want to have any more kids and you'll just hide out in a dark room all day wondering how someone could feed another persons babies to sharks.
I don't think my ego could take a straight man out-cooking me.
someone owes me an orgasm
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
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I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
just had a very awkward conversation with the concierge at the hotel, they threw your underwear out
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I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
I just wanted to personally thank you for throwing clementine slivers at me across the room while we made out
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
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