I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
All she kept whispering was put your pickle in my mouth. Then she fell out of her barstool and chipped her tooth
I just yelled at my mom for getting me circumcised without my permission. That drunk
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
My roommate is watching gummy bears "race" from a mega-marshmallow to his lava lamp.
And then he serenaded me with "Pimps don't cry" from 'The Other Guys'. If that's not love I'm not sure what is
You ruined me. I can't stop referring to everything outside as the "no-walls" ever since you showed me that video while I was tripping balls. My speech may be permanently altered for the rest of earth spins
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
I currently don't understand fingers.
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
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