Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
there's a taquito in the driveway. If it's not yours I'm going to eat it.
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
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I woke up to find her cooking breakfast wearing nothing but my Nuggets jersey. I don't think this could end better.
He asked the clerk if they sell a penis-shaped brander.
She told me to act like the hulk during sex. Shit got 9 different shades of weird
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
He filled four shots of Everclear and walked around saying "FREE VODKA SHOTS". he is to blame.
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He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
1st date with cop went weird. He yelled at me & we had a horrible date. Walking to the car I tripped & started bleeding & then he made out with me. Is it wrong that I want to see him again?
THIS IS WHY YOU NEED THERAPY!
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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