Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
I just said that Oprah is crazy and like 5 fat white girls jumped down my throat. I sat back and smiled.
woke up naked, gf gone. There is a cup of change in the fridge, a bird in the bathroom, and odie is drawn on my ceiling. I live in a non sequitur
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
I guess I puked all over my hand too and I just looked at my roommate and said, "fix this."
So I realized I was officially over him when I was getting a lap dance on the keg bus at 3am from his old boss and I was double fisting:)
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
Trust me, dating 38 and 20 year old dudes at the same time is the best. Money plus all of the sex. Finally figured out this relationship thing.
Sorry I punched you in the throat. You got in my way. You understand.
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
He said he doesn't "believe" in cuddling. Can you come get me?
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