if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
I accidently shit my pants. So I tried to throw my underwear in their lake, but they floated. So in the middle of the night, I got into the paddle boat and had to throw a rock on top of them so they would sink. Next time, I just won't shit myself.
Taking a shot for every status related to the patriots losing. Hello hospital.
The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
I feel like I got run over by a bus full of inebriated Scotsmen on the way to a soccer riot.
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
Dude mama brought home the bacon, i got his HBO account i guess that makes up for his by par skills in bed.
You would be proud of me, I did not take a dab at work today.
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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