I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
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Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
Yeah, this dress is irreparably whorey. I've resigned myself to being a family scandal.
I need a present that says please like me even though i'm banging your grandson
He's super sweet. I feel like I'm dating Elmo. If Elmo had a 7 incher
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He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
He told me he would make me come so hard I would throw up. I'm actually horrified that he thinks that's something any person would want
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
Turns out my GF and my FWB have a mutual friend. Yada yada yada, I need to crash on your couch
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