her facebook's as public as her vagina
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
I sent two dick pics to a wrong number and one was in .gif format so it was helicoptering all over the place. I single handedly ruined a child's life.
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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