Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
So, I just pissed in her shampoo bottle. Hope she enjoys a late golden shower from me.
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
he just texted me saying he needs a place to stay for the night. pretty sure i just got booty called to my own house...
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
His cat watched us the ENTIRE time. Every time I glanced over the poor kitty looked at me as if I were pelvic thrusting her father to death.
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
I will run into the sunset with a fist full of condoms.
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
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