and on the seventh day, God created megan fox
Just made a pepperoni sandwich with cheese, mayo, and pickles. Poverty is like pot, without the happy feeling.
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
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What did I eat last night that was bloody?
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
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I was having the most awesome dream about onion rings and you hit me and told me to stop touching you...WTF?
Apparently mr clean magic erasers don't clean blood off the ceiling
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
Something about finishing sexting a guy and him going "well. I have to get ready for Passover now" really makes me rethink my life choices
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
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