I'm really into asian looking animals
Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
Multi-day drunkenness is to binge drinking as black diamonds are to skiing. They're tough and confusing and you hurt afterwards, but you did it and you probably got an alright story along the way.
i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
My dad just said "fuck circus"
I need to wake up with a beard between my thighs more often, I'm a fucking saint.
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
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