Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
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The reason halloween exists is because it's not cheating if you're wearing a costume.
I need to stop fucking people before I get to know them
ummm i just drove by ur house and ur passed out on the porch. please call me when u get this
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
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After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
i passed out twice in the shower, twice on the bathroom floor, once holding the toilet bowl and 8 times moving from the bathroom to my bed. Tequila sucks.
SHE BROUGHT HER PARROT TO THE PARTY. IT SQUAWKS EVERY TIME SOMEONE VOMITS LIKE 'PARTY FOUL SQUAWKKKKKK'
I'm eating lunchables with a glass of wine while I FaceTime the guy I lost my virginity to.
Who's phone is in my pants and why did I wake up clutching a handle of vlad?
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
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