You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
Every time we go downtown I ask myself why we live in Des Moines
He told me he was ok to drive home. Then I found him face-planted in the parking lot.
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
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Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
Did you ever stop and think that god invented whiskey dick specifically for me
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
You found me in the back room alone eating someone else's whole birthday cake with my hands then asked me if you could join.
You know it's been a while when you're having to resort to positive conditioning to get women
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The window painters skipped us. They didn't know what to do with the giant SMOKE WEED in the window. So they just skipped it.
Almost threw up on my grandmother as she walked in the house. Had to run to the bathroom and vomit my brains out. Prolly getting taken out of the Will now.
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
He told me the hickey on the side if his neck was actually a "bruise" from hitting a bird on his motorcycle. I'm not sure what's more impressive, the fact people believed him due to the size of the mark or the fact you gave it to him.
You've created a tinder dominating monster.
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
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