I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
You can't have your penis and eat it, too.
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
You can't break up with me and ask me for a handjob on the same day. At least not in that order.
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
Every time I roll over in bed I land on a different vibrator. I feel I'm the only one with this problem.
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
This popcorn tastes like salt and regret. It reminds me of the first blowjob I ever gave.
You've ruined popcorn for me.
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
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