a bus full of elementary school kids may or may not have seen me pissing off my front porch this morning
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
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Are we still banned from the library?
Yeah everyone's alive and well besides the still terrifying threat of Ted's conception of a human being
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals.
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Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
I literally just woke up in a dog bed, in a bathtub in someone else's house...and I'm not wearing pants
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
Forget work, lets run away, rob banks, and have kinky sex with fuzzy handcuffs.
IT'S LIKE YOU READ MY MIND.
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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