But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
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she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
Some girl in the stall next to me just yelled "fuck yes i started my period!" she came out of the stall and we high fived. who am i to judge? i do that every month.
i knew i liked her after she chugged tequila, fell down the stairs and said "oh dont worry i knew it'd be faster this way"
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
the water pistols in the freezer are full of voddka.
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Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
We need to pull ourselves out of this slump. We need dick and lots of it. We are going to fuck our way to happiness.
The blow job award ceremony was a little much. You guys didn't need to call out what happened the night before.
What? How can you say that? You won!
Momentum is force x velocity. So therefore velocity is 0 - hammered, and force is ur legs locked up and ur face hits the ground.
I felt paralized they just wouldnt move. We need segways when were drunk cuz if we start to fall forward they well take off and save the fall.
I need to buy fuckboy repellant for whenever I think it's a good idea to meet boys I found in tinder
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
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