no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
so just incase I die tonight I'm making a list of people that I don't want to be let in to my funeral
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
I mean I'm not worried about us not getting wasted. I'm more worried that I'll be doing a Boris yeltzen impression by 1030.
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
you started introducing us as kentucky and gentlemen
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
I feel like Captain Morgan shit all over my hopes and dreams last night...
BRING KITTENS I AM A GENIUS
Pro tip: If you tell him that his dick looks like a muppet then you won't have to see him again.
I gave him a hand job in the parking lot... now he thinks we're meant for each other...
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
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