I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
"Take a picture of me motorboating molly" was probably not my best career move
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
Chasing 100 proof soco w water from the tap at 4 pm, it's gonna one of those kinda Thursdays...
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
Using the salt from a pretzel bag for tequila shots. Come over.
As far as figuring life out your talking to a guy that's alternating text messages between his baby mama and a drunk bitch I met tailgating. My best advice is don't worry about shit out of your control and always and I really mean ALWAYS wear a condom.
On another note, why did I wake up wrapped in bubble wrap. I can only assume it was for my own safety
I am in his childhood bedroom and I feel like his trophies are applauding me and his stuffed bunny is disgusted with me. Did you know he was a mathlete?
You told me that they girl who was giving you a handjob under the table looked a little like your sister
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
He told me he was my brother roommate in college after we fucked, but already knew that so I had pretend I didn't know that.. like how I pretended I finished. 2/10
Can’t. It’s taco and dick night.
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