guy from last night has fluorescent crocs in his closet. judging by the rest of his clothes he doesn't wear them in an ironic way
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
Why does it say "go to Planned Parenthood tomorrow" on my dry-erase board?
do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
at john mayer concert. alone. to many highschool kids. i feel like a drunk chaperone with a pomegranite martini mustache
What hospital were we in last night? Insurance needs to know
When I finally got there you were bleeding all over and you just kept saying over and over that the dog was your only friend at the party.
The gay viking and his eqyptian 'queen' hooked up on our couches. They pushed them together to make a bed. Innovative, but awkward to come home from work to at 7 am.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
Not to be gross and awkward, but I just had sex outside in the rain on the hood of a lexus
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