Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
I was 10 minutes late leaving for lunch today because I couldn't lose a boner. It is impossible to tuck it when your shirt is tucked in...gotta quit facebook stalking hot chicks at work
My dad just told me if I'm going to smoke pot, to make sure I use a clean needle. WTF?
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
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we drunkly made out in the middle of the street beside the homeless guy playing the flute. Not how I imagined our first kiss.
Oh we're fine. I made her a "sorry I peed on you" omelet.
It's like getting ready for my vaginas own execution
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
I think my Halloween costume this year will be made entirely of pillows and I'll be Marshmellow girl or Kirby. That way I'm comfortable, warm, and if I fall over drunk I'm safe.
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You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
Nothing like sitting at your midterm pissed at yourself because you put your graphing calculator batteries in your vibrator and forgot to put them back in before the exam 😑
You better have a raging boner when I get to your house and it better be worth missing work in the morning.
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
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