I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
Dance move was taxi-ing on the runway then taking off in a plane. All the boys wanted to beat you up cause they were like "who is this angel flapping her arms like a bird in the bar i must have her"
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
I have invented a new game to play on campus. It's called "Mormons or Pledges?" It's fantastic.
There is nothing worse than the batteries of your vibrator dying on valentines day
Holy sore nipples Batman
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
Welp, just took a tab of acid and cracked one of three bottles of champagne... Mondays ¯\\_(ツ)_/¯
These tits shall not be calmed
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
Please come pick up your twin. She's tap dancing in her underwear and that's not how you want yourself represented.
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