I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
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The couch is in the bathroom. I don't understand how that is even possible. I couldnt even fit that shelf thingy through the door. Come help. I am about to pee my pants.
I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
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Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
I am convinced you could sleep through the apocalypse and only wake up because youre hungry & want Dominoes
Don't care if they even pay me; I lifeguard for the fringe benefits -- free tourist vagina in the Hilton jacuzzi every single night
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
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