I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
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nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
You serve our country by fighting in the sandbox, i serve our country by entertaining rich businessmans' daughters. We each do our part.
If you come home and I'm pantsless with cake smeared all over my face, I'm sorry.
I feel like the devil is trying to impregnate me through my eyeballs.
Thought I was doing makeup today for a photo shoot for a short film. WRONG. Try I'm on the set for a Fucking Sci-Fi PORN.
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Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
You have a long distance relationship and I have a long distance snapchat sexting buddy. If that doesn't describe who we are as people then I don't know what does.
The only time we had a decent conversation was when he was on acid, and, like, that's not a great start to a relationship.
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
I woke up on the couch screaming in pain. I don't know how ended up there or why my foot was double the size. all I know is I'm now in a cast and never drinking tequila again. worst hangover ever.
And I broke things off with Justin last night. Except I texted him while he was asleep and then I was like well, that's probably not what he wants to wake up to, so I sent him a picture of the coconut I microwaved and caught on fire when I was really high one time.
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