Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
dude I just realized something - girls return my clothes washed so in thought bringing girls home is like avoiding going to the laundramat
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
i was wearing footie pjs. how could there be confusion as to who i hooked up with, thats not something you forget
Apparently suggesting that she was the kind of girl who might be expected to kill someone's pets hurt her feelings...
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
So he apologized for peeing on my floor.. then we fucked all night.
Real classy
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
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