i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
My dealer, who also happens to be a male stripper, just invited me to watch him perform tonight. Boundaries buddy, boundaries.
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
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How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
I've just stalked all the hot guys who have clicked "attending". I now know which guys are "yes", "maybe" and "no". I only hope my drunk self remembers.
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
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I just passed a kid trying to leave on a lawn mower
Yeah started playing at the wedding last night, when the line. "Ludacris fills cups like DD" he starts pointing at my tits right in front of his grandparents.
nobody was home so I boiled the dildo
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
He literally said from now on he's always banging chicks with asthma becuas it's such an ego booster
He seemed genuinely disappointed when I told him I wasn't going to make out with him to Bring Me To Life by Evanescence so I feel like I've pinpointed the breaking point of this relationship
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