16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
I thought you'd have died of alcohol poisoning years ago! How'd you get my number?
after I lost so many games of beer pong they made me be a troll, I sat under the table and told riddles while retrieving balls.
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I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
I didn't pop out of a cake in a speedo with diagrams
In case that's what u were picturing
I'm hungover during 4th grade graduation practice. I AM THEIR FUTURE.
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Sorry that I got drunk and refused to let you buy me pizza. I'm a monster and I understand if you hate me forever
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
He was the perfect gentleman on our first date. Took me out for candlelit dinner at a fancy restaurant, held open the door, walked me home, and made me cum three times before he got his.
Got pulled over today for going 90 in a 40 zone with my leg out of the window. Still got out of the ticket. I'm getting way too good at this. Wanna trade bodies so we can see if it's my boobs or my charm?
I peed in my closet, which at the time looked like a sparkly bathroom...
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