he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"
My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
You wouldn't be the first friend to shit himself in the last 7 days
We were destined to go to rehab together
She said I had a really great aura. Which I think is hippie code for "I bet you can give me a mind melting orgasm"
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
Today's goals: get day drunk then sober up in time for the walking dead tonight.
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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