doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
I think we should go ahead and pin a note to my shirt when we go out that says"do NOT buy me shots"
On the back we can put possible side effects may include: indiscriminate making out, brief crying spells, yelling in jibberish, and sudden sleep.
let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
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just got out of a noise viloation because the cop recognized my roomate as his favorite chipotle burrito roller. just another reason I love ritos
I woke up this morning with gum gluing my ass cheeks together..
I can't decide if I actually want to know or not..
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
Doors open. I'm laying in bed watching caddy shack and drinking a vodka tonic.
And I'm out of vodka so bring vodka or 2013 will blow ass
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Im gonna get home and destroy this bag of chicken nuggets with my soul.
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
Woke up to I'm AWESOME written in purple crayon all over my walls. I love drunk me
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
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