I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
I just saw fred flintstone in my fruity pebbles!
what drugs are you on?
none, cept for the pain medication i got prescribed by the doc: it said 2 pills every 3 hours, but I took 6 cuz i'll be away from home later
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
It makes me really sad that some people start their saturdays running or biking instead of with 3 shots of tequila, a sausage biscuit, freaks & geeks and 2 orgasms.
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
I feel like you're gonna be reading this at 6 AM in a ditch or under a bridge, but please remember...I offered to drive you home. And you said no.
The sad thing is that it's 6:45 and you're not far off.
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
You know you turned your life around when your drunk eating salad at 3 am on a Friday night
Asking for a friend: is it frowned upon to eat pizza while you materbate or does it just mean you are fantastic at multitasking?
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
I'll give you another blowjob if you bring me some cake.
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