I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
there's got to be a less slutty way to tell him the baby isn't his
He's trying to wipe up all the spilled drinks with a banana
you know you made it when your beer pong table is made from imported italian hardwood
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
I didn't know how to tell her I was too busy getting stoned and making a baked potato to meet up and finish our group project.
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
I think they took out their livers years ago and replaced them with like cheese graters or something. Only explanation.
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
Amanda bynes is my spirit animal
I'm spending tomorrow doing taxes and making jello shots. Is this adulthood?
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
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